Crypto.com_GQ_May2022⁠↗

Here is where I should confess that I secretly want Marszalek to succeed. I like technology. Especially technology that comes from big, evil corporations. I lined up at the Apple Store to buy the original iPhone the day it came out. I’ve been an Amazon Prime member for 17 years. I like Instagram. I like Uber. At the end of my life, I would like Elon Musk to upload my brain to the cloud. In short, when an obnoxious entrepreneur makes a trillion dollars marketing a ridiculous technology, I think that that is good. I think this because I am lazy, and I think this because I believe, as an American, that it is my birthright to have large corporations catering to my every whim.